Rules
Some of these rules are legal restrictions, some are management edicts and a few are cast requirements. Please respect the wishes of John Law, La Paloma and Crazed Imaginations. We want you to have a good time all the way through the show and we want you to be able to return to the show.
- Legal issues
- No smoking (of anything) is allowed in the theater
- No alcoholic beverages are allowed in the theater
- No nudity is allowed at our show. Please remain street legal even on Lingerie Nights
- Theater and Crazed Imaginations Rules
- One must be 18 to participate in the virgin games
- Do not throw rice, confetti, glitter or anything else that will be difficult to clean up
- Do not throw anything forward of the second row of seats
- Be kind to the theater, especially the seats. This is a historic theater
- Crazed Imaginations Requests
- Have a good time.
- Let those around you have a good time. This is a shared experience of chaos.
Our show is intended to be rude, crude and thoroughly disgusting. We will insult anyone and everyone during our show. Our language wouldn't be considered proper for a drunken sailor. It isn't personal.
